- do voice training?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voice_therapy_(trans)#Vocal_techniques
    http://www.tsvoice.com/


- get my ears pierced so I can wear fishing lures in them.  Brilliant!


- subscribe to one of the fashion magazines
        http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081216003011AAJDAv6
        - go to some store that has most of the magazines, and compare:
                InStyle
                Elle
                Cosmo   (omg, crazy sex stuff)


- buy:
        - an epilator for my legs
                http://www.paperlined.org/product_searches/aesthetics/epilator.html
        - COLORED socks     (dark blue?  where the fuck do I find these?)
        - a skinny tie:
                http://search.hottopic.com/clothing/Skinny%20Tie





- figure out some sort of facial-goop regime
            http://www.gq.com/style/style-guy/grooming/200608/face-care-sunscreen-moisturizer