Ways to make Unity slightly more pallatable:

• use Unity 2D instead of the default 3D version [howto]
• disable Alt from popping up the HUD [howto]
• replace the menu with dmenu / pydmenu
  • apt-get install suckless-tools
  • download/install pydmenu
  • how to set it up (the script contents should just be eval "$(pydmenu.py)")
  • disable the Unity launcher [howto]
    • NOT POSSIBLE
    • NOT POSSIBLE
    • yes possible?!?
• fuck it, replace everything with GNOME Classic