"The greatest lies are told before the marriage, after the hunt, and during the election."
    -Otto von Bismarck
                http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23434169/page/5/


"The first rule is, you must not fool yourself. And you are the easiest person to fool."
    -Richard Feynman
                http://www.zompist.com/chance.htm