Sexual sacrilege

I really love humor that combines religious sacrilege with sex. It feels to me like an answer to all of the sexual shame that Christianity has heaped upon me and my friends, it takes a little bit of that power back.

Examples of this:

• Madonna's "Like A Prayer"
  • Madonna's all-female Last Supper shoot in Vanity Fair's 2023 Icon issue
  • and many more
• Jesus dildos
• jokes
  • The phrases "Bless me father, for I have sinned" and "Sorry daddy, I've been naughty" are pretty much the same thing.
  • I love Jesus. I love any man who can get nailed for three days straight and come back for more.
  • How is Jesus just like a regular man? If you’re not on your knees, he’s not interested.
  • What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
    • "I come in the name of the Lord."
    • "I'm really enjoying the service today."
    • "My grandma made me come."
    • "Wow, I can't believe he's hung like that."
    • "This is such a beautiful organ!"
    • "Boy, you can fit a lot of people in here!"
    • "HE has risen."

All manner of church signs: