Trying to find ANY spicy food in American restaurants is like trying to find Asian "desserts" that are actually sweet.

The are a few though, and they need to be purchased frequently so The Man will make more.

• Frito-Lay Flamin' Hot (videos)
  • Cheetos
    • Cheetos Flamin' Hot
    • Cheetos XXtra Flamin' Hot
    • Cheetos Chester Jalapeno — somewhat hot
    • Cheetos Flamin' Hot Limon
    • Baked! Cheetos Flamin' Hot
  • Fritos Flamin' Hot — not quite as hot
  • Lays Flamin' Hot — not qute as hot
  • Chester's Flamin' Hot Flavored Fries — not quite as hot, taste is... um... "interesting"
  • Chester's Flamin' Hot Flavored Popcorn — hot!
  • Funyuns Flamin' Hot Onion Flavored Rings (oh god, those are TERRIBLE looking)
  • Oh Boy! Oberto Flamin' Hot Pepperoni & Sausage Sticks
  • Frito Lay Flamin' Hot Flavored Sunflower Seeds
  • Munchies Flamin' Hot Snack Mix
• Jimmy's Batch 83 (81?) sauce, Quizno's — a little weak, but it's one of the few moderate sauces that doesn't taste like crap (actually, it's really good), so totally smothering your sandwich is the way to go. If they ever stop serving this sauce, there won't be a reason to go to Quizno's any more.

Former products that people didn't buy enough of: (buy current products so this doesn't happen)

• Texas Double Whopper, Burger King — okay, you can still order a Whopper with "extra jalapenos", but doesn't it deserve its own spot on the menu?