Denial: "That's impossible!"

Anger: "Why the hell did I think it was a good idea to climb on this thing?!?"

Bargaining: "Fine, I'll try steps A, B, and C, but only to prove that this is impossible."

Depression: "Okay, but this *might* be possible, but it will take SOOO much practice time."

Acceptance: "Actually, this isn't that bad..."